Maddy made her eye grow round in mock-horror. "That's it, I'm officially not going into my locker any more. Or any cupboard. Or just anything that opens," she joked.

"I'll let you live your secret life, as long as you take me on your travels all over space and time," she shot back with a grin, a playful glint in her eyes.

She shrugged. "Sure, I guess that's a suggestion. But there's no point in even sending him home early - he never goes into his office, even when at work. I think he does it to avoid all the paperwork," she said with a giggle. "But even if he does catch you, just bat your gorgeous baby blues, and you'll be off the hook in no time. No one seems to be able to resist your eyes. Not even Horatio."

Maddy gave a chuckle. "And you like him, so it's perfect," she teased him, a devilish glint in her eyes. "Patrick and Ryan sitting in a tree, doin' what they shouldn't be," she chanted childishly. "How is it that you manage to dig yourself into a kinky hole every time Ryan comes up?

Patrick let out a laugh, "Really? That I wanna see. But you know what they say: you can never predict what's around the corner." he teased playfully.

"I promise, my dear. We'll travel through centuries and around galaxies..." Jane announced in a serious tone, though his eyes were sparkling with mischief.

He pretended to think for a moment, though actually he'd seen red haired man only couple times near his office. "In that case I'm fine by it." blonde man grinned at some thought. "Oh great. All I ever need to do is to bat my blues and not even most scary person turns into yelly. This I shall engrave somewhere. Now I have my receipe for getting out of trouble in way more simpler way." Patrick playfully batted his gorgeous baby blues at Maddy.

"I'm so busted." he sheepishly shook his head, feeling rather crimson-ish. "Oh come on, give me break. Am I some kind of teasing bag or something? You all seem to like this too much." he murmured weakly. Then Jane shrugged, it was a rather curious question for himself. "And what if he's the one digging me into kinky holes? He does a great job at it. And Wolfie has his little helpers sneaking around to make sure I'm really deep into those holes." basically it was truth. Seemed like every day is a challenge for Patrick to end the day fully clothed and in his own room all by himself. Though most days were ending with him either locked in a bathroom with Ryan or barricated in Wolfie's room with the man out cold in his bed, sometimes in rather embarrassing positions or clothing. "You seem to enjoy my kinky troubles, aren't ya?" he asked, feeling the blush getting deeper shade.

Playfully, she stuck her tongue out at him. "Challenge accepted. I won't open anything. Just to avoid the frog army. And I'll avoid all corners unless I have someone with me," she added jokingly.

Maddy bounced up and down, clapping her hands childishly. "That sounds wonderful. Except we'll probably have to save the world on a weekly basis. Good thing I have my sonic screwdriver with me!" At that thought her face fell, "Though I think that it might be in my locker..."

Crossing her arms across her chest, she shook her head at him, but the playfulness was evident in her eyes. "Nope, I'm the only one it won't work. No matter how hard you try." But that was a lie - his eyes got her every time, especially when he did his puppy expression. But she could at least pretend his gorgeous eyes had no effect on her.

"This is exactly why you need to glue pillows to yourself in place of armour, and make sure to maintain a three-foot radius away from Wolfie at all times when the girls are around. Only then you might be safe. And yes, I do rather enjoy hearing all about your latest kinky trouble. Is that mean of me?" she asked, batting her eyes innocently at him.

Patrick smirked, "Alright my dear. Then make sure nobody notices that otherwise I'm sure someone will get confused seeing you not opening anything." he said, already imagining that. "Don't worry, for now it's safe to meet corners. But one day..." his voice trailed teasingly.

"Damn. Why they just can't stop doing crimes for a week, it'd make it way easier." Jane shook his head. "Sonic screwdriver? Really?" Patrick raised his eyebrows. "Oh, my dear, don't worry about locker. Today you're safe from all frog armies." blonde murmured with a mischievous smirk.

Patrick batted his blues once again. Of course, he had undeniable effect on her. "Liar, liar, pants on fire." he chanted grinning. His eyes definately had the power.

"Glue pillows? Then maybe put me on ice in that outfit." the image of him walking around like that was now playing in his mind. "I'd rather suggest to glue that boy to his own bed and cover with blankets. And mind you to lock the door of his room." Patrick said. But then again it was another image to try get out of his mind. "Aha. I just knew it. You like that image of me in these kinky situations. But it's not that mean. Meaner would be if you lock me and Wolfie in bathroom naked." the moment he let it slip Patrick almost punched himself. "Erase that last one." he chocked out getting more red on his face.

Maddy grinned. "Ah, but you see - I'll just use my charms to get other people to open everything for me. That way if there is an army of frogs there, it's not me that'll be attacked by them," she stated cheekily.

"They can't stop, because taking over various worlds is simply much too fun for them," she grinned, giving a shrug. She nodded, her eyes sparkling with excitement. "Yup. I actually do own a sonic screwdriver. More than one really, but the one in my locker is the Tenth Doctor's. Because sonic screwdrivers are cool."

Playfully she stuck her tongue out at him. "I am not a liar. And my pants are not burning in a great ball of flames, thank you very much," she replied in mock-haughtiness.

She giggled. "Sexy you, plus handsome Ryan - what's not to like?" she teased, before spluttering in giggles at his next statement. Poor Patrick: it seemed that he just couldn't keep his mouth out of trouble when Ryan came up. Those two had a total bromance going on. "Nah-uh, so not going to erase that," she told him, her eyes now sparkling with mischief. "Now I might be tempted to actually re-enact that, with the help of the girls."

"Oh, doing the easy way." Patrick teased smirking.
"Bugger. They should take a break once." he shook his head and raised his eyebrows. "What is that actually? Something looking close to actual screwdriver? And what you can do with it?" he asked cheekily with his eyes sparkling.

Patrick grinned at Maddy. "But you're trying to hide something from me." he said in defense, but small smile still played on his lips.

At her words Patrick blushed, even his ears started to burn. "So we both are in the same boat." he flashed his grin at her. So she really liked him, and Wolfie too.

"Oh no, no, no. Erase that. If Ryan hears that I won't survive that." he said in fake fear, although there was some strange sensation lingering somewhere inside. "Oh my my. I'm doomed, am I?" it was quite retorical question because he knew the answer. And he also knew how deep trouble was on the way when he's back home. Maybe he should just take the other man out for a drink and finally sort out couple things about them.

Madison made her eyes wide in mock horror, bringing her hand dramatically up to her forehead. "You don't know what a sonic screwdriver is? Oh dear, I fear I shall faint dead away," she joked, teasing him. Then with a wink, she chuckled. "Hmmm, how can I describe it? It's like a...thing... A sonic thing that the Doctor uses to get himself out of sticky situations, among other things. It can like open, lock, track, trace, heal minor wounds, all sorts. It's rather a nifty little tool. But no, it doesn't resemble a screwdriver in any way. I'll show you one sometime..."

She batted her eyes at him, assuming a totally innocent look. It was such a look of innocence that even Sherlock Holmes would have a tough time trying to prove that she was anything but. "Who, me? Hiding stuff from you? From my charming Dandelion?" she inquired, sidling up closer to him and batting her eyes once again. "Never."

At his next words, her cheeky grin was back and she gave a small salute. "Aye aye Cap'n, we are. And I don't mind one bit." She did indeed like Patrick. Very much so. And Wolfie - well, it was impossible not to like him. He was a total sweetheart.

A smirk found its way onto her lips as she sidled up even closer to him, so their bodies were almost touching. "And what if I don't want to forget that, hmmm?" she teased softly, her blue eyes filled with mischief. Michelle had definitely rubbed off on her with her fairy-mischief. "And yes, you are doomed," she added, her soft lips brushing his ear as she murmured those words to him. "Scared?"

Patrick made pained face. "Sorry, my dear, no idea." Well, in this one he was quite a step behind. Wow, mister-know-it-all lacked knowledge. Someone will rip off a limb later.
He though grinned at her saying that she'll faint dead away. It sounded suggestive to him. Darn. Wolfe's gonna get his kinky part later. Or maybe something will be popping out of his locker for everyone to see.
"So basically those things can look whatever and do everything?" he asked curiously. Oh bugger, he definately needed one around.

Patrick flashed his blinding smile. "Alright. I believe you." of course her look almost made his knees buckle. But, being him, Jane hid his moment of weakness behind cheeky grin. "I'll keep you to that." Patrick mumbled.

"Ahoi, mam." he saluted at Maddy, "And I definately don't mind." his smile grew so large that nearly fell off his face.
He knew she liked Wolfie. And seemed everyone else too. And for some reason somebody assumed he liked the man in some more special way. But that was a mystery for now.

"I am doomed. And I can tell you won't forget. You'll take it in use when I won't be prepared." Patrick grinned, mischief glinted in his eyes. Ooh he was in trouble.
Noticing her moving closer almost made his heart leap out of his chest. He had to work to make it calm enough.
"Me? Scared? Meh." Patrick waved his hand. Suddenly an army of ants tingled down his spine as her lips brushed by his ear. Oh no, he wasn't scared. More like thrilled now.

Maddy giggled. "Well no, they don't look whatever. They're like thing and rounded and long-ish. I'll show you some time. And nah, they can't do everything. For example, they don't work on wood. Which kinda sucks if you're stuck in a place made entirely out of wood. But, y'know, they're pretty much awesome for everything else the universe decides to throw at ya," she told him brightly.

At his next words, Maddy just beamed. She felt so happy. Happier than she could express, because she'd found someone truly wonderful. Also someone that liked her exactly how she was, childishness and all. It was wonderful, and sweet. What an unusual and fun way to spend the work day, Maddy mused, her eyes sparkling. And it would get more fun from here on, she thought with a smirk. She'd make sure of it.

"You're very much doomed," she confirmed, her breath soft in his ear. "I never forget. Especially stuff that I can use to wreck havoc with. One day when you're least prepared, I'll strike. And it shall be ever so much fun. For me at least," she added, gently nibbling on his ear lobe. Ah, the evil side of her was slowly coming out and it seemed to be just in time. After all, it was no fun being good all the time. Besides, the evil side always had more fun - that was a proven fact. "And if you're not scared by the fact that you'll get unknowingly ambushed at some point, you're braver than I thought."

"Ah yes, of course. They look exactly that." Patrick mumbled grinning. "You got me interested into those things." he smiled equally brightly.

He could sense her beaming. It was like her joy was radiating off her like warmth is radiating off sun.
Jane couldn't help but beam back.

Patrick tingled all inside as Maddy's breath tingled his ear.
"Is that a threat or something? Because I can make sure you're put away in a very safe place. And then I'll get so much fun." he held back. He knew the beaming woman meant her words, not quite literally, or maybe... Whatever, his mischievous smirk told all. She was definately feeling that old part of him creeping out of dark.
"I am not afraid. I'm actually thrilled. I can't wait that day." he replied in a daring, playful tone, brushing his lips against Maddy's ear.
He grinned at the prospect. Truly exciting.

"I have?" she asked, her eyes sparkling. "That's awesome to know. Hang around me more, and you'll become interested in a whole lotta new things," she added with a smirk.

A shiver ran down her spine at his words. "Ooh, do tell about this 'safe place'. Sounds rather...exciting." If he meant it in the way she thought he did, this would definitely be a lot of fun. In which case, sign her up for this safe place of his. "And bring on the fun. That's one thing I never could resist," she added, her voice sultry as her fingers played with his curls.

And once again, the butterflies that had been dormant were up and flying around again as his lips brushed her ear. "Hmm," she chuckled, biting her lip gently. "You never can resist a challenge, can you?"

"Uh I don't doubt a thing around you. Being here already is new to me." he said innocently. True, Miami of all cities among other stuff was definately proof of his willingness to try something new. Maybe 'the angel of dark' truly brainwashed him.
Patrick was grinning widely and mischievously. "Well it's a great place to share with someone. And it's secret." he kept his tone suggestive and intriguing. A magician never tells his secrets.
The previously dozing butterflies rose yet again, making a fluttering feeling where it hadn't been for some time now.

"Nope. Can't resist a challenge. Can you?" the smirk on his lips played it's devious way.
Where all those ideas came from, he couldn't phantom, but he knew who's head will be answering for planting this brand new Jane in him.

"What, being here in Miami, or being here?" she asked, indicating the room they were now in. How she was glad that Michelle had brought Patrick over from Sacramento. She really would have missed out on something special. Besides, he added even more spice to their already-varied-and-spicy family. And that was just always fun.

"Well, now there's my problem. I never was good at being able to resist a challenge. Especially challenges when some degree of kink is involved." She made her eyes all big and innocent, shrugging, "What can I say, it's a character flaw of mine. So I guess you're now gonna have to be always on-guard with me. Because you never know when I'll decide to strike," she told him, coming closer with every word.

"Being in Miami first. I never actually expected to move away from West coast. Though I did move once from Malibu to Sacramento, under much darker reasons." he said, some distant glint in his eyes. "But here I like too." mischief returned in his eyes.
He'd leave a gift to Mich later. Girl really did tough job convincing him, Patrick Jane, to leave Sacramento, Lisbon and her team and his revenge, and try something entirely out of his league-be simply himself, with all his flaws and antics. On the first night here something good happened, something that finally convinced him this was better way. And from now on he could actually manage some sleep he never was able to do before because of the tragedy.

"You sure we're not related?" his blue eyes danced in amusement. Challenge must be one of my new middle names, and probably 'kink' is second last name for all of them." he joked, laughing a bit. But seemed true. According to Ryan at least, though the guy kept deny any involvement.
"That's rather cute character flaw. And looks like I'll need another couple of eyes. You're not exactly the only one with secrets under your sleeve." he grinned. Sure there was whole lab of secretly kinky, bored people and few exceptional ones shared same roof.